I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So. Much. Porn.
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