Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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