I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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