I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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