Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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