Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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