Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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