I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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