carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
even my farts smell like vagina
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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