are you so shy because you have an std?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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