that's an acceptable place to lick
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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