I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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