So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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