He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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