You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
