what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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