He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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