there's paper in my vomit.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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