your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
is it fun? or sober?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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