do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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