fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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