i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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