Having a random hookup so left but love u
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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