Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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