love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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