Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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