they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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