Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
no, he came in my armpit
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We need a shit load of segways right now
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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