the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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