What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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