are you still at the devil's house?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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