what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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