Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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