ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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