I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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