who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
now i know why i became what i already was.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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