I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i barfeds in our rink
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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