so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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