Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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