Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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