How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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