I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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