I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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