Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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