I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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