Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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