I want to have your abortion
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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