Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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