i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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