Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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